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[Wednesday
December goddamn 21st @ 10:12pm]
Oh well. I finally cleaned my room.. sorta. All of my dirty clothes are in a pile right in front of my bedroom door.

My mom cleaned my other room out that had a bunch of my random shit in it..

We're not getting along at all lately. I think I'm going to go live in my car. Anything to get away from her..

Ugh.. oh well.. I'm done bitching for now.. I think.

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Mmhmm. [Wednesday
December goddamn 14th @ 1:13am]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ARWEN.

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[Wednesday
December goddamn 7th @ 7:15pm]
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I put gum in onlyxtemporary's hair (-12 points). In October I caught a purse-snatcher who stole nbrhd_story's purse (30 points). Last Sunday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last month I pulled over and changed i_think_not_08's flat tire (15 points). In January I donated bone marrow to _________lady in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I've been nice (332 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
gsocks

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Fuck yeah, bitch. [Wednesday
December goddamn 7th @ 6:31pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

So, I was told that Ashley may get to go home by the time christmas rolls around. She's been walking and sitting up and all that good stuff. Ah, I'm fuckin' excited. I hope she really does.
Actually, since Ashley said she didn't want to live with jimmie and she may go live with her mom, hopefully CJ and lady will move down here with us since CJ hates wilburton so much he wants to run away and then ashley can live with lady. That'd be fabulous... but I'm only dreaming, I'm sure. Anywho.. yeah.. I just had to type about how she might be home for christmas... I'm excited.

I need to go make my christmas cards now... so they'll be fabulous at best.

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Numb. [Saturday
November goddamn 26th @ 8:45pm]
Isn't it strange how one event starts a chain reaction?
As of the 28th of this month it will be four months that my best friend has been in the hospital where she was life flighted to St. Francis the morning of the wreck (where the driver missed a curve and rolled up a telephone pole and flipped three times back across the dirt road wrapping up in a barbed wire fence) before I got out of the emergency room. I almost lost her so many times it was mindnumbing... but now, I know she's going to get better and better a little at a time. Not only is she my best friend of nine years... she also worked with me at a shithole restaurant that I don't care to name. We only have about 15 employees total at the most during one period of time.
Moving on to today.. I take about three times the dosage of Nyquil because i have a miserable cold and wake up to a voice mail from my job/friends saying "Trish, don't worry, I'm not asking you to come into work.. but I've got some bad news. Someone died today - call me back and I'll tell you who."
It turns out to be one of my favorite people I worked with. He'd always buy the whiskey for us to get drunk in the storage room and resume our jobs with a bit more courteousness. He always worked on my piece of shit car for me.. even in a thunderstorm behind our job.
Joe. The thing about it is - he got in a car wreck... missed a curve.. and hit a tree. His kids were in the car along with some other guy, I'm thinking it was his cousin... but who knows. Joe, the big, crazy savage with the mohawk. His kids were life flighted to St. Francis. Joe died instantly from the impact.
I hate these sorts of things. Why are they so hard to deal with? He wasn't my best friend or anything but I feel just the same as the day I got the phone call telling me they're calling everyone to St. Francis because Ashley wasn't coming out of her coma and her organs are failing one by one. Everytime something bad happens, it's in the same circle of friends or the same group of people. If only he had showed up at work all last week, right? He wouldn't have been terminated... and he would have been at work with us, like he always was on Saturday afternoons... getting drunk and listening to some stupid game on the radio. Not in a car.. missing a curve... dying and sending his two kids to the hospital a couple of hours away. I wonder if his little boys know how highly he always spoke of them.. and how he always said "he didn't care if he didn't get to eat.. as long as his kids were fed and happy everything was alright with him."
He was crazy.. but he was such an awesome person.

Joe, you crazy fucker, I already miss you.

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Reeeeposted... but I added three pictures.. [Monday
October goddamn 17th @ 11:10pm]
[ mood | blah ]

Me... a month ago.

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..and they continueCollapse )

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THIS BOOK WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE [Saturday
October goddamn 15th @ 1:31pm]
DAY 2: The Love of Your Life
-------------------------------
Today, gaze at everyone wondering whether they might be the one true love of your life, the one destined for you and you alone, and whether you might be passing them by forever... Act in consequence.



DAY 3: Today Throw Away Something That You like.

wxamples:
trophy
picture of your boyfriend
dildo
pink pony candle holder
car
pearl bracelet
sunglasses
remote control
furniture
blow dryer
hand cuffs
your keys
adio
guitar
pokemon plush, etc.

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This Book Will Change Your Life [Thursday
October goddamn 6th @ 11:40pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

HOW TO USE THIS BOOK

The Book will only help you if you want to be helped. Welcome it into your life and who knows what or who you'll be by this time next year. Ignore it and your life will continue in its current orbit. Now, of course, not everyone will be in a position to follow the instructions to the letter every day, and some are more demanding than others. But make the effort and your reward will be a year to remember, the first of many. Do not underestimate the difficulty of following the Book. Its dictates may seem arbitrary, but only thus can we counter the arbitrariness of fate.



______________________________________________________________________

Day 1: Warm-Up

As this is your first day, you should warm up with an easy task that will only change your life a little bit.

Choose one of the following options:

Do one press-up.
Perform a striptease (in private).
Triple-tie your shoelaces
Learn to play >>chopsticks<< on the piano.
Increase your typing speed by three words a minute.
Jaywalk in a pedestrian zone.
Set all your clocks to exactly the right time.
Whisper a white lie when no one's listening.
Fantasize about your partner.
Use a different thickness comb.
Say >>yo<< instead of >>hello<<.
HOld the phone up to your other ear.
Tell someone your middle name.
Try a new sandwich filling.
Leave work five minutes early.
Bookmark a new website.
Give your genitalia pet names.
Decide which one of your toes is the prettiest.
Insult an insect.
Go on a one-minute hunger strike.



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Tired of relying on jesus for all your nasty cold symptoms? [Thursday
October goddamn 6th @ 9:24am]
Get satan on your side, with 666 Cold Preparation. Family trusted for over 90 years!

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v479/gsocks/cold.jpg> Pee Ess: That's not MY picture, but I own that stuff. Got it at Drug Warehouse... I couldn't resist. :( (Don't look at my shame.) I got that from this (http://www.iwu.edu/~kbarkmei/) site

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Yesterday-ness... [Thursday
October goddamn 6th @ 9:03am]
I broke down and got a crappy pp phone. Ew.
But, yeah. Messages, people.. messages. 918-916-6348

And last night.. wow.. I was really drunk and stoned. Drugs are bad, mmkay.. ugh, very bad. I feel sick.

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Dear Morning [Thursday
October goddamn 6th @ 9:02am]
[ mood | tired ]

Fuck off.

Regards,

trish


P. S.) Work sucks.. especially all day work. Boo.

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Dear Bank N. A. [Wednesday
October goddamn 5th @ 1:25pm]
Thank you kindly for the excessive amount of twenties when cashing my check. I REALLY appreciate it.

(un)Respectfully


trish

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My hair's not even this color anymore.. but this is as recent as they get. [Tuesday
October goddamn 4th @ 1:40am]
Me... a month ago.

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..and they continueCollapse )

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i'm so hungry [Monday
October goddamn 3rd @ 1:36pm]
Pizza, please. :(
I need friends... and I need to call jenn but I'm all forgetful and what not. My stupid cell phone is d-e-a-d and I know no numbers.

*starve*

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And so the story goes... [Sunday
September goddamn 25th @ 5:22pm]
[ mood | tired ]

In the past few months I've gone through one car wreck, one long-winded depression, four roommates, one friend, one house and one job. Hectic.

Long story short - My best friend is still in ICU in the hospital; slowly but surely getting better. The doctors and her mother are confident all the critical stuff is over. She's out of her coma, her liver is working and her kidneys are getting better. One lung has been reinflated and heeled. She can't talk still because she has a trach tube in, but she can respond to questions with nods and shakes. She smiles and mouths words and holds hands. I miss her - but in due time I guess I'll get to see her. It's really hard since she's my partner in crime, best friend of 9 years and so on.

I'm living back with my mom, back with my old job and all of that good stuff.

Sigh.. Oh well, I'm tired and I just got off of work.

Deuces..

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So this is it? [Thursday
May goddamn 19th @ 11:51pm]
I'm so happy I'm sad. In the morning will be my last day as a high school student... ever. And it's not even a full one.
Getting used to something only to have to change things all around is upsetting. I hated getting up for school and all but I still adored some of the people. Oh well - I guess I'll have to just put effort into calling people now.


Going to look at a house for rent with some friends tomorrow. Funny how things turn out.

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[Wednesday
April goddamn 20th @ 12:04am]
[ mood | sad ]

RIP Bryan of American Head Charge :(

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Severely saddened [Friday
April goddamn 1st @ 6:55am]
REST IN PEACE MITCHELL HEDBERG.


That breaks my heart...

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Getting up to date. [Thursday
March goddamn 24th @ 5:54pm]
I'm on probation.
I got a speeding ticket four days later.

I hung out with a friend I hadn't seen in two years.. we got hired together.
Without filling out anything.

I have prom comittee in an hour.

Okay. Toodles.

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[Tuesday
March goddamn 8th @ 6:06pm]
Ashley and I took an unopened can of Dr. Pepper out of some girls side pocket of her bag. She left it unattended by us outside of the school. We drank it all right there and put the empty can back.

She didn't even notice it.. what an idiot.

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